wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via phanflippintastic)

"why the fuck am i crying"
- literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

(via igotjoshramsaypregnant)

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

(via igotjoshramsaypregnant)

healingx:

wholetjackdrive:

Somewhere in Neverland - All Time Low; The left ear is the official studio version while the right ear is a live performance I shot myself on April 2, 2014 in Birmingham, Alabama.

Listen to more of my stuff here

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Put ear buds in for four minutes of pure smilessss

(via bands-booksgalore)

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

(Source: , via alrights)

Disney Mickey Mouse Glitter