"I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms."

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via spookystorysofar)

bevsi:

if you have pets, please tell them i love them

(via dorkydeanofficial)

omfgdanshobbithair:

If you don’t get when I’m sarcastic we can’t be friends

tsmwildturtle:

when did this turn into an imagine dragons concert

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